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Saluting the Patron Saint of Hemorrhoids (and Gardeners, and Cab Drivers to name a few)

Uranus Wiper has wiped its fair share of Great British bums over the years and thanks to the magnanimity of the Great British public and the combined might of their lower colons, we are number one when it comes to number twos. 🇬🇧🇬🇧

However, whilst diligently going about our patriotic wiping duties, we noticed lots of assteroids in the orbit of Uranus.

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