It could be a laudable goal like running the marathon or a personal vision or target that you work towards.
Like you, Uranus Wiper has goals too. These goals and our desire to do a little good embody everything we try to do as a socially conscious small business.
We call ours Big Hairy Audacious Goals (BHAG) and they are to:
Instead, they are a stretching set of audacious, we definitely cannot achieve this, hairy, out of this world, put a man on Uranus difficulty level cross planetary goals.
Yes it might take a monumental effort to keep Uranus and Earth clean but with your help, we will do it one wipe at a time.
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