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💡💡Did you know?
A popular traditional gift to bring to a Korean housewarming parties are rolls of toilet paper. Furthermore, the length of the of the toilet paper also symbolizes prosperity.
Korean housewarmings are known as jipdeuri (집들이), where family and friends gather to have food and of course exchange gifts!
A Korean gives toilet rolls as gifts to express the wish that everything the people living in the house pursue will progress as smoothly as unrolling a toilet roll.