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Hemorrhoid Wipes with Witch Hazel and Other Natural Extracts | Calming and Soothing Biodegradable Flushable Wipes with 99.9% Pure Water | Also Suitable for IBS & Itchy Bums

Flushable toilet wet Wipes for Hemorrhoid and Piles

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Uranus Wiper

Flushable Hemorrhoid Wet Wipes (1 pack)

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Each pack of Uranus Wiper wipes for piles contains 40 wet wipes
Gentle wipes with emollient ingredients for everyday cleansing
Reduces itching and helps prevent further irritation
Soothes, cools and comforts
Pre-moistened with beneficial botanical extracts

🍑🌵 WHAT IS IN URANUS WIPER HEMORRHOID WIPES?

Our biodegradable soothing and cleansing premoistened wipes are infused with a gentle combination of emollient, soothing, hydrating, and cooling botanical extracts that don't affect beneficial skin flora. They make you feel good outside and inside (but don’t eat them, we mean emotionally)! With more active ingredients than Preparation H wipes and Anusol wipes, we are literally the best bum wipes for protecting below your Equator from assteroids.

🍑🌵WHAT IS NOT IN URANUS WIPER SOOTHING WIPES?

Our wipes have no sugar, gluten, or added salt, but again DON’T EAT THEM! Seriously speaking, it’s not just about what’s in our wipes, but also what’s not in them. We poo-poo questionable ingredients or formulas that may mess with Earth or Uranus such as microplastics, animal by products, fragrance, nanomaterials, parabens, phthalates, triclosan, SLS / SLES, phenoxyethanol, propylene glycol and propylparaben used by renowned piles treatment brands.

🍑🌵WHO SHOULD USE URANUS WIPER SOOTHING FLUSHABLE WIPES?

If you are dealing with piles, Pruritus ani (itchy bottom), IBS, anal fissure, then you will love our soothing and healing biodegradable wipes which calm itching, burning and flare-ups while balancing the pH of your most sensitive areas. Our flushable toilet wipes can also be used for external vaginal care and as postpartum moist compress or as part of a sitz bath routine. They are the great all-rounder for all around your great area.

🍑🌵WHY CHOOSE OUR WIPES FOR PILES?

Our clinically formulated hypoallergenic wipes calm irritation and provide a feeling of freshness and comfort. A tingly sensation might be felt during use but it’s this tingle that lets you know our ingredients have got you covered! Our plastic free, plant based fiber wipes are certified as flushable in accordance with INDA/EDANA industry leading guidelines. Though flushable, we encourage responsible disposal. No need to clog up the pipes after unclogging yours.

🍑🌵HOW TO USE URANUS WIPER HEMORRHOID WIPES?

Open outer label. Scrunch or fold, (depending on your origami craft preference) and cleanse the area by gently wiping, patting, or blotting. Avoid rubbing too much as this can irritate the skin and hemorrhoids. Anything considered “scrubbing” is right out! Use as required throughout the day and reseal after every use to keep the wipes moist. Can also be used before using piles cream, or hemorrhoid suppositories or other piles treatment or IBS treatment.

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Formulated with Natural Beneficial Ingredients

Each wipe is infused with carefully chosen natural, botanical plant-based ingredients that diminishes itchiness and irritation associated with hemorrhoid flare ups and other bum related conditions.

These ingredients are known for their natural antiseptic, astringent, analgesic, anti-inflammatory, and antimicrobial properties.

🌿Ingredients & Composition

Soft wood pulp wipes, Reverse osmosis pure water, Ethylhexylglycerin, Witch Hazel Extract ( virginnia haemmelis), Cynanchum Atratum Extract(apocynaceae), Agrimonia Pilosa Extract ( agrimonia eupatoria- also known as Agrimony, Church Steeples, Cocklebur, Sticklewort), Male Fern Root Extract (dryopteris filix max - also known as Aspidium, Bear's Paw, Knotty Brake, Marginal fern, Shield Fern, Worm Fern)

Witch hazel and other natural ingredients for hemorrhoid wipes in test tubes

◄Subscribe and Save Info

Uranus Wiper is automatically sent to you at a discounted price when you buy using the subscribe and save option. You can choose to take delivery every 1,2,3 or 4 months. A monthly subscription is highly recommended if you're on a high-fibre diet or if your porcelain throne room visits way outpace the frequency of our deliveries. You can modify or cancel your subscription anytime. No quibbles. See more on our Subscribe and Save FAQ page.

◄Free Shipping? Of course

Absolutely yes for orders above £25, $30 or EUR20. Niiice!!!

We would also really love to offer free delivery for orders under £25, $30 or EUR25, but we've done the math and it doesn't quite add up.

This is because our logistics partners charge us an arm and a leg to deliver a box of Uranus Wiper to your door.

So to keep things reasonably fair, we usually give them an arm (not the one we wipe with), keep our legs and charge you a fair delivery fee.

Add to cart and our interplanetary algorithms will automatically calculate the final delivery costs for you before you checkout.

◄NHS, Armed Forces & Key Workers Discount

Uranus Wiper is proud to support the NHS, Emergency Services and the Armed Forces by offering Blue Light Card holders an exclusive ‘thank you’ discount. Learn more on our NHS, Armed Forces & Key Workers Discount page

◄Uranus Wiper Carbon Emission Offset

In line with one of our big hairy audacious goals of Keeping Earth Clean, we have integrated automatic carbon emissions offsets into our deliveries. This makes every Uranus Wiper delivery to you completely carbon neutral and that much greener. Learn more about the project we support on our Carbon Emission Offset page

Flushability Steps Passed by Uranus Wiper

Our wipes are tested and certified to be in accordance with the specifications listed in the INDA/EDANA Guidelines for Assessing the Flushability of Disposable Non-Woven Products, Fourth Edition, May 2018.

The tests carried conducted at Centre Technique du Papier - The Pulp and Paper Research & Technical Centre I Grenoble, France consisted of the following tests:

Slosh box disintegration test : To assess the potential for a disposable wipe to disintegrate when subjected to mechanical agitation in water or wastewater.

Municipal sewage pump test:To assess the compatibility of disposable nonwoven wipes with municipal sewage pumping systems.

Aerobic disintegration test and Anaerobic disintegration test:These methods will determine if a wipe contains materials that do not degrade biologically in the presence of oxygen.

Settling test:To assess the potential of a disposable nonwoven wipe to settle in sumps, septic tanks, on-site aerobic systems and settling chambers that are associated with pump stations and municipal wastewater treatment plants.

Household pump test:To assess the compatibility of a disposable wipe with household sewage ejector pump systems to ensure that the wipe does not clog, accumulate within or otherwise interfere with normal system operation under high usage conditions

Toilet bowl and drain line clearance test: To assess the potential of a disposable wipe to successfully clear a toilet and building drainage lines.

Even with our flushability credentials, we encourage you not to flush more than one wipe at a time.

Kick the Stigma Out

We know hemorrhoids or piles are sometimes the butt of people’s jokes (or joke of people’s butt).

Trust us, we've heard a stockpile of them.

It is however not a laughing matter for individuals that have to deal with it.

Hemorrhoids are almost as uncomfortable to talk about as they are to sit on and this stigma prevents people from seeking help.

Uranus Wiper aims to be a conversation starter and help put a big dent in the stigma around these bowel related conditions by supporting the Anal Cancer Foundation.

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Uranus Wiper Hemorrhoid Wipes- The Origin Story

Uranus Wiper has wiped its fair share of Great British bums over the years and thanks to the magnanimity of the Great British public and the combined might of their lower colons, we are number one when it comes to number twos.However, whilst diligently going about our patriotic wiping duties, we noticed lots of assteroids in the orbit of Uranus and we had to do something about the alien intruders.

Go on, read all about it !!

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These wipes are great, they're biodegradable (I still avoid flushing them though and prefer to pop in the rubbish), the ingredients are based in nature with no nasties, and they'll help you keep down there clean, fresh and looked after. I'd struggled to find a brand with good ingredients, that are biodegradable, and going to be suitable for sensitive skin, and these do the trick. While the marketing style of toilet humour, in your face branding and wording may be off putting for some, the product is actually really quite good, so would recommend giving these a go even if you're in doubt because of this.

Jennifer Rose Keywood

Product is great and good value but like others have said they are difficult to get out the packet.

Michelle P.

Love these wipes, I couldn't be without them. They got to work as soon as I used them. They do exactly as described. In fact I ran out of them and could tell the difference straight away. I highly recommend these for botty issues!! Thank you

Mrs Kathleen Crame

I got these for a friend who does not have internet he said they are perfect just what he was looking for

S k

These pack of wipes for piles and hemorrhoids are so soft and gentle on the skins and have good soothing essential oils too. Good for those who have ibs and fistula too.

Stuart Ian Burns

I recently suffered from a lesion on one of my Hemorrhoids which was incredibly itchy for weeks (this was just after Mum died and I didn't have time to get to the GP). These were absolutely the thing I needed, nice and soothing after movements as a preparation for using Anusol. My only criticism is the packaging - too much change of them drying out.

Filippo F.

Bad package, very compressed, hard to get the wipes from the package, small wipes. Better look for other brands.

Rebecca Golder

These actually worked. Flushable too. Not too sure on the name of these though.. although correct. Nice packaging feel.

Beatriz

My husband has haemorrhoid and when it is bad it really hurts when cleaning. But with these wipes, donâ€™t hurt, very gentle with the skin and it kind make the area numb. Very good product quality. My husband was very impressed. Also it is biodegradable, which makes these wipes extra good. We are definitely going to buy more.

Addicted2Amazon

Ok, it's not something you would be happy to share with the rest of the world, but yeah... sedentary lifestyle, desk job,not enough movement and hello certain ... inconvenience and pain. Now what do these wipes do? Feel great - fresh, soft, and soothing. I found that it helps you heal and reduces inflammation. Im buying more once these run out. Definitely recommend.

david howarth

Excellent product let down by poor sealer to the packet.

Mr Foxi

I could almost give 5 stars but they could be just a little softer.They are really handy to have around regardless of whether you have hemorrhoids, just for that moist softer than dry tissue clean up.I find them a tad difficult to take out the first few without tearing them but gets easier as the pack gets emptier.Regardless on anything negative I've said about them I'd still buy them. I use another similar tissue but they both appear to be the same and do the same job. Sometimes it's nice just to have a freshen up down there if you're not going for a full wash.Recommended.

Pebbles

These wipes are really good. It is soft and safe against skin. Doesnâ€™t scratch or itch. However opening is a little smaller than expected and had to cut to make hole bigger.

ZeeZee

Flushable wipes that also have natural properties to be kind to your sensitive areas.

Merope Wellbeing

When i have a flare up it can be quite painful to sit down, And i have to wash the backside to get a little relief. These wipes are much easier to use than having to fully wash, As it gives me the same amount of relief with much less effort.The wipes are gentle on the skin due to the natural ingredients with no harsh chemicals, But do offer a holistic pain relief via natures numbing herbs. The wipes come in a generous amount of 40, Which will last me about 2 months with regular use.

Mrs. T. SALMON

I have these to someone who has excruciatingly painful piles. Their verdict was they were soothing and helped clean themselves much better than dry paper. Therefore this person recommends these wipes when there is a flare up.

Johnnybluetime

A two week spell in hospital during a recent heatwave left me dehydrated and very constipated with painfully swollen piles on my return home. When I was finally able to go I found these wipes to be very helpful and gentle. Not a replacement for suppositories or cream but a good temporary substitute if there's any bleeding.

Lizbie

These are good value only 1p less than Anusol you get 10 more wipes so 40 instead of 30.

Nicola KS

So funny when you first see these as you think they are a joke with the title and it is rather fetching considering their usage. I don't suffer with hemorrhoids but they do come in usefull if after wiping, your bum gets too sore. Also perfect for cleaning up after diarrhea after using toilet paper to make you feel fresh as a daisy again.ðŸ˜‰

Jala

The wipes are larger than usual and quite strong. It contains 40 sheets that are probably twice as big than usual wipes. Definitely good quality but it's quite pricey in comparison to other brands.

Pops

i needed some wipes as i recently came down with a stomach bug and tissue was causing me great pain. these were fantastic at keeping my bottom from getting sore and great for keeping it skid free

One wee witch

I love a good pun, and you don't get much better than the packaging for these bottom care wipes! I firmly believe in finding humour in adversity, and these wipes for hemorrhoids really gave me a laugh. These are more than a witty sales gimmick though - these wipes really do offer relief from hemorrhoids as well as IBS symptoms. Infused with natural extracts of witch hazel, fern and cynanchum atratum and made from a wood base, these wipes are plant based and easily disposable. They are super soothing on the bottom, and will not cause any imbalance in the pH of your ladygarden. These wipes offer soothing relief and a good giggle - They are a hit with me!

Richard Palmer

I can only echo what others have said as far as the packaging goes. I removed the plastic resealable flap, and underneath is a very small plastic cover which has an even smaller tight slot in it. I ended up ripping the surrounding area just trying to get a wipe out, and when I did eventually manage to get one, most of a second wipe came away with it.Having been told many times that even flushable wipes aren't really flushable, this left me with no option but to take them downstairs after use and throw them in with the household rubbish. How delightful. I might have risked flushing one at a time, but not two.Do they work? Yes, without going into great details. But if in the end I only get 20 uses rather than 40, at a cost of almost 23p a time, I think it would be simpler and cheaper to use regular wipes along with ointment and suppositories.This is really starting to feel like too much information.

adam robertsone

If you have ever had prolapsed heamerhoids then you know the discomfort and the importasnce of keeping clean without causing irratation .These wipes are amazing, they keep you clean and help relieve some of the discomfort, I'm not saying these relieve all the pain ut they certainly do help ease the discomfort.Packaging is very discreet, I would say smaller than a pack of standard baby wipes, myonly isue is unlike baby wipes you don't have that plastic cover so removing wipes is quite tricky.I struggled to removed just 1 wipe at a a time as the opening is quite small and tightso you end up pulling out a few wipes then trying to push them all in again.Other than this minor inconveneince these are worth the money, I have suffered for years with this embarassing issue an.d this is the 1st time I have come across wipes specifically for this purpose and they really do provide comfort and cleanliness

Rochycoo

Flushable wipes are really handy for you to freshen up during the day.Iâ€™m a bit disappointed by the quality of these, considering the price, they rip really easily and it was quite difficult to get a full one out of the pack. Iâ€™ve had to grasp several at once and then try and get any unused ones back into the pack, not ideal.I canâ€™t see how these are going to help if youâ€™ve got haemorrhoids, normal wipes will be just as effect.I love the humour on the listing and the pack but theyâ€™re far too expensive for me to buy on a regular basis.Hope you found my review helpful

NAOMINAOMI

Uranus whiper hahaGood humour on the packaging, honest straightforward on usage and benefits.Packed with healthy extracts pure water, Witch Hazel, Agrimony, male fern and others.Relief from anyone with piles or fishers.Flushable and biodegradable.I use wipes all the time after a movement (putting nicely) and these are way nicer than my normal brand especially due to the ingredients. Strong, good size, healthy and natural,, right up my street.Very highly recommend. Thank you

Chanel ðŸ’—

These are ok..Longer than the average wet wipe, doesnâ€™t have any fragrance, rather thick!Opening is extremely small to get wipes out.Expensive..

Wolfwoman

Having children gives a lot of women issues, so when you've eaten something that didn't agree with you, it can be quite a pain in the behind. The quality of TP seems to have deteriorated nowadays; when tummy troubles arise I feel like I've developed a bit of an allergy to it as it can be quite drying and sore. These wipes are a good size and seem strong enough to not be in danger of poking a finger through them. The packet seals up again afterwards, so if you don't need them all the time the contents will remain fresh and wet. I also think they would be good to carry around in your handbag as you never know what horrors await you in public toilets. I'm sitting pretty after trying one of these and feeling flushed as it had no problems going down.

Lauren Johnson

These are so comforting and soothing! During (and after pregnancy) I am a sufferer from piles and these help so much. They donâ€™t smell like chemicals like some wipes do. And obviously added bonus that theyâ€™re flushable and biodegradable.

Suze

I got these for a friend.No, really, I did.He suffers from Piles and I got offered these free of charge if I agreed to review them.He has reported back the following ....Have had blocked lavatory before by flushing wipes thinner than these, so feel very unsure about claims of flushability.They are very thick.Not really scented, fairly moist and slightly soothing but not overly impressed.They are ok.

tick33

Good

Pintsize

These thick wipes are moist and does the job. They're a squeeze to get out of the pack and you have to push the subsequent ones back in if you need them - good that you can reseal the packet with the plastic tab. The wipes feel like thick tissue and are strong. I was not sure about flushing them down the loo so only tested one sheet and that went down fine along with the usual amount of toilet tissue.

Susan Random

My son, how can I put this politely, doesn't always undertake a robust method of post toilet cleansing, hence why issues can occur in that particular region. These wipes are soft, strong and soothing. They help.That said, I wouldn't pay this amount of money for a product of this nature.

C. R. Williams

I love the humour on the product page, it made me laugh but not in a horrible or insulting way, it really made it easier to purchase items for this horrible condition. The wipes are strong, unscented and do not sting which is a relief.