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Hemorrhoid Wipes with Witch Hazel and Other Natural Extracts | Calming and Soothing Biodegradable Flushable Wipes with 99.9% Pure Water | Also Suitable for IBS & Itchy Bums

Uranus Wiper

Flushable Hemorrhoid Wet Wipes (1 pack)

  • Each pack of Uranus Wiper wipes for piles contains 40 wet wipes
  • Gentle wipes with emollient ingredients for everyday cleansing
  • Reduces itching and helps prevent further irritation
  • Soothes, cools and comforts
  • Pre-moistened with beneficial botanical extracts


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🍑🌵 WHAT IS IN URANUS WIPER HEMORRHOID WIPES?

Our biodegradable soothing and cleansing premoistened wipes are infused with a gentle combination of emollient, soothing, hydrating, and cooling botanical extracts that don't affect beneficial skin flora. They make you feel good outside and inside (but don’t eat them, we mean emotionally)! With more active ingredients than Preparation H wipes and Anusol wipes, we are literally the best bum wipes for protecting below your Equator from assteroids.

🍑🌵WHAT IS NOT IN URANUS WIPER SOOTHING WIPES?

Our wipes have no sugar, gluten, or added salt, but again DON’T EAT THEM! Seriously speaking, it’s not just about what’s in our wipes, but also what’s not in them. We poo-poo questionable ingredients or formulas that may mess with Earth or Uranus such as microplastics, animal by products, fragrance, nanomaterials, parabens, phthalates, triclosan, SLS / SLES, phenoxyethanol, propylene glycol and propylparaben used by renowned piles treatment brands.

🍑🌵WHO SHOULD USE URANUS WIPER SOOTHING FLUSHABLE WIPES?

If you are dealing with piles, Pruritus ani (itchy bottom), IBS, anal fissure, then you will love our soothing and healing biodegradable wipes which calm itching, burning and flare-ups while balancing the pH of your most sensitive areas. Our flushable toilet wipes can also be used for external vaginal care and as postpartum moist compress or as part of a sitz bath routine. They are the great all-rounder for all around your great area.

🍑🌵WHY CHOOSE OUR WIPES FOR PILES?

Our clinically formulated hypoallergenic wipes calm irritation and provide a feeling of freshness and comfort. A tingly sensation might be felt during use but it’s this tingle that lets you know our ingredients have got you covered! Our plastic free, plant based fiber wipes are certified as flushable in accordance with INDA/EDANA industry leading guidelines. Though flushable, we encourage responsible disposal. No need to clog up the pipes after unclogging yours.

🍑🌵HOW TO USE URANUS WIPER HEMORRHOID WIPES?

Open outer label. Scrunch or fold, (depending on your origami craft preference) and cleanse the area by gently wiping, patting, or blotting. Avoid rubbing too much as this can irritate the skin and hemorrhoids. Anything considered “scrubbing” is right out! Use as required throughout the day and reseal after every use to keep the wipes moist. Can also be used before using piles cream, or hemorrhoid suppositories or other piles treatment or IBS treatment.

Formulated with Natural Beneficial Ingredients

Each wipe is infused with carefully chosen natural, botanical plant-based ingredients that diminishes itchiness and irritation associated with hemorrhoid flare ups and other bum related conditions. 

These ingredients are known for their natural antiseptic, astringent, analgesic, anti-inflammatory, and antimicrobial properties.

🌿Ingredients & Composition

Soft wood pulp wipes, Reverse osmosis pure water, Ethylhexylglycerin, Witch Hazel Extract ( virginnia haemmelis), Cynanchum Atratum Extract(apocynaceae), Agrimonia Pilosa Extract ( agrimonia eupatoria- also known as Agrimony, Church Steeples, Cocklebur, Sticklewort), Male Fern Root Extract (dryopteris filix max - also known as Aspidium, Bear's Paw, Knotty Brake, Marginal fern, Shield Fern, Worm Fern)

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Subscribe and Save Info

Uranus Wiper is automatically sent to you at a discounted price when you buy using the subscribe and save option. You can choose to take delivery every 1,2,3 or 4 months. A monthly subscription is highly recommended if you're on a high-fibre diet or if your porcelain throne room visits way outpace the frequency of our deliveries. You can modify or cancel your subscription anytime. No quibbles. See more on our Subscribe and Save FAQ page.

Free Shipping? Of course

Absolutely yes for orders above £25, $30 or EUR20. Niiice!!!

We would also really love to offer free delivery for orders under £25, $30 or EUR25, but we've done the math and it doesn't quite add up.

This is because our logistics partners charge us an arm and a leg to deliver a box of Uranus Wiper to your door.

So to keep things reasonably fair, we usually give them an arm (not the one we wipe with), keep our legs and charge you a fair delivery fee.

Add to cart and our interplanetary algorithms will automatically calculate the final delivery costs for you before you checkout.

NHS, Armed Forces & Key Workers Discount

Uranus Wiper is proud to support the NHS, Emergency Services and the Armed Forces by offering Blue Light Card holders an exclusive ‘thank you’ discount. Learn more on our NHS, Armed Forces & Key Workers Discount page

Uranus Wiper Carbon Emission Offset

In line with one of our big hairy audacious goals of Keeping Earth Clean, we have integrated automatic carbon emissions offsets into our deliveries. This makes every Uranus Wiper delivery to you completely carbon neutral and that much greener. Learn more about the project we support on our Carbon Emission Offset page

Flushability Steps Passed by Uranus Wiper

Our wipes are tested and certified to be in accordance with the specifications listed in the INDA/EDANA Guidelines for Assessing the Flushability of Disposable Non-Woven Products, Fourth Edition, May 2018.

The tests carried conducted at Centre Technique du Papier - The Pulp and Paper Research & Technical Centre I  Grenoble, France consisted of the following tests:

Slosh box disintegration test : To assess the potential for a disposable wipe to disintegrate when subjected to mechanical agitation in water or wastewater. 

Municipal sewage pump test:To assess the compatibility of disposable nonwoven wipes with municipal sewage pumping systems.

Aerobic disintegration test and Anaerobic disintegration test:These methods will determine if a wipe contains materials that do not degrade biologically in the presence of oxygen.

Settling test:To assess the potential of a disposable nonwoven wipe to settle in sumps, septic tanks, on-site aerobic systems and settling chambers that are associated with pump stations and municipal wastewater treatment plants.

Household pump test:To assess the compatibility of a disposable wipe with household sewage ejector pump systems to ensure that the wipe does not clog, accumulate within or otherwise interfere with normal system operation under high usage conditions

Toilet bowl and drain line clearance test: To assess the potential of a disposable wipe to successfully clear a toilet and building drainage lines.

Even with our flushability credentials,  we encourage you not to flush more than one wipe at a time.

Kick the Stigma Out

We know hemorrhoids or piles are sometimes the butt of people’s jokes (or joke of people’s butt).

Trust us, we've heard a stockpile of them.

It is however not a laughing matter for individuals that have to deal with it.

Hemorrhoids are almost as uncomfortable to talk about as they are to sit on and this stigma prevents people from seeking help.

Uranus Wiper aims to be a conversation starter and help put a big dent in the stigma around these bowel related conditions by supporting the Anal Cancer Foundation.

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Uranus Wiper Hemorrhoid Wipes- The Origin Story

Uranus Wiper has wiped its fair share of Great British bums over the years and thanks to the magnanimity of the Great British public and the combined might of their lower colons, we are number one when it comes to number twos.However, whilst diligently going about our patriotic wiping duties, we noticed lots of assteroids in the orbit of Uranus and we had to do something about the alien intruders.

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