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🌶They’re your ideal companion for a trip to the supermarket or corner shop to grab your groceries.
🍓The bag is also super sturdy and fits so much without ever looking lumpy! Not to mention how adorable the cat is! It will easily become your new everyday bag.
🥑Did we mention they were toteally biodegradable and feature reinforced stitching on the handles for more stability? Well they are.
🍎Cover all your grab and go needs with these long handle tote bags while also totes making a health statement.🙈🙊