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Buy recycled plastic free loo rolls that's zero-waste friendly

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Buy biodegradable hemorrhoid wipes with natural extracts

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Haemorrhoid Wet Wipes

Uranus Wiper Haemorrhoid Wipes are plant based, easily disperse in the toilet and contain clinically formulated ingredients which help wipe and sooth Uranus on a daily basis. 

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Flushable Haemorrhoid Wet Wipes
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