Premium Bamboo Toilet Roll | 48 Rolls | Extra Long 360 Sheets | Carbon-Neutral, Made with 100% Renewable Energy
🚚 Order within the next 2 hours, 15 minutes for delivery by 02 Apr, 2025.
At £0.19 per 100 sheets, we're cheaper than leading brands!
🧻360 soft and strong sheets: That's right. When you open our toilet roll cartons, you'll find 48 toilet rolls which each contain 360 sheets of...
🧻TP Size 77%
110mmx100mm 23%
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Uranus Wiper facts Each roll
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Forever chemicals (PFAs) or toxins or endocrine disruptors 0%
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Fossil fuel energy used to manufacture 0%
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Renewable energy used to manufacture 100%
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Trees chopped down 0%
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FSC certified bamboo fibres 100%
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Plastic free 100%
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Anti finger poking through 1000%
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Angry stained fingers after use 0%
Zero-Carbon, Zero-Waste Made
Manufactured in Europe based factory powered by solar and biomass energy, complemented by a water treatment system that ensures a 100% renewable energy, fossil fuel-free, zero-waste and zero-carbon production cycle. Our deliveries to you are also free and carbon-neutral.
PFAS-free, BPA-free, chlorine-free and free of nasty chemicals
So free of nasties, our toilet rolls are certified safe around food - but please don't chew them (opt for a BLT and fruit pot meal deal rather than snack on our rolls).
Assuming you are audacious enough to chew our bog rolls, bear in mind that paper is 70% cellulose, which only a horse can digest. However, if you insist on chewing it, we can rent you a retired milk horse from Devon - the horsiest county in Great Britain - to digest it for you. Though we fail to see the benefit for you or Galloping Giggles (the horse).
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Extra looooong sheeeets
In each Uranus Wiper box, you'll get 48 extra long toilet rolls. Each roll boasts a bountiful 360 sheets. Our sheet-boffins crunched the numbers, and it's a staggering 17,280 sheets per box. That's a lot of sheets for gliding downhill to the bottom!
A 4-person household typically uses 48 Uranus Wiper rolls over 88 days.
[ Days will be less if one indulges in a daily Trinidad Scorpion Moruga hot chilli sauce feast that leads to unusual toilet visitations]
Flushing forests is out, bamboo toilet rolls are in. Here's why you'll love bamboo.
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🌳Daily, more than a million trees are given the snip by traditional toilet paper makers. The notion of flushing down trees for our derrières simply does not feature in our happiness playbook. Bamboo is a giant grass, not a tree. This is why we make our toilet rolls entirely from bamboo fibres. Now, isn't that a flush of genius?
🌳Bamboo rules, okay! Impetuous bamboo cannot wait to grow. Hoovering up mind-boggling amounts of carbon, it grows about 90cm in a day. That's much faster than the hair on Tarzan's chest (that follicular jungle gym). It produces 35% more oxygen than an equivalent area of trees and rarely needs replanting after harvesting.
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🌳Bamboo grows by itself without the help of water gobbling irrigation or nasty fertilizers and pesticides while nurturing the planet and protecting against soil erosion. But that's not all! Bamboo's natural hypoallergenic, anti-fungal and antimicrobial properties make it a gentle and soothing choice for loo rolls suitable for sensitive skin.
🌳Giant, established loo roll brands still cut wood from ancient forests to make toilet roll. By using bamboo instead, we preserve the integrity of these invaluable carbon-capturing ecosystems. Besides do we really want to chop down Groot’s cousins to wipe our buns?
Bamboo frequently asked questions
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You may also fancy our biodegradable cooling & soothing flushable haemorrhoid wipes
Each wipe contains natural botanical ingredients like witch hazel, reducing itchiness and irritation from haemorrhoids.
Get them below👇🏼 (the wipes, not the haemorrhoids).